EMU (Interim) Coach Stan Parrish...

[jpfalcon09]

...is sad that it took until Tuesday to get his thread started.

[Falcon137]

....is sad he coaches EMU.

[factman]

....is sadder that he has to play BG!

[Pete Segaard]

... thinks this phrase is true "parrish the thought of coaching at EMU" (may it never happen: used facetiously or as an afterthought of foreboding.)

[MarkL]

... always looks lost and confused on the sidelines.

[BGorDeath]

...hopes and prays that if he cusses and swears at his players that he, too, will get fired.

[FalconRA]

...thinks he should get a forfeit victories over Northern an Southern Michigan universities just to help with recruiting.

[mscarn]

...got into a protracted "Who's on First?" argument with a Louisiana realtor.

[ZuluWarrior]

Earned the interim head coaching title by being the only candidate who could pronounce Ypsilanti correctly.

Although the Louisiana reference gets extra credit in my book on the last post!

[falconmondo]

...is a graduate of Valley Forge High School, Parma Heights, Ohio; and Heidelberg University, Tiffin, Ohio

[bgsufalcon24]

...is a graduate of Valley Forge High School, Parma Heights, Ohio; and Heidelberg University, Tiffin, Ohio

Valley Forge? Wow...he sure came from a football doormat. Appropriate that he now leads a collegiate doormat.

[mscarn]

...recently purchased a donkey from Dan Rather named Edward R. Burro.

[Falcon Fanatic]

...is sick of hearing Ronnie Moore's name over the loud speaker!