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...is sad that it took until Tuesday to get his thread started.

....is sad he coaches EMU.

....is sadder that he has to play BG!

... thinks this phrase is true "parrish the thought of coaching at EMU" (may it never happen: used facetiously or as an afterthought of foreboding.)

... always looks lost and confused on the sidelines.

...hopes and prays that if he cusses and swears at his players that he, too, will get fired.

...thinks he should get a forfeit victories over Northern an Southern Michigan universities just to help with recruiting.

...got into a protracted "Who's on First?" argument with a Louisiana realtor.

Earned the interim head coaching title by being the only candidate who could pronounce Ypsilanti correctly.

Although the Louisiana reference gets extra credit in my book on the last post!

...is a graduate of Valley Forge High School, Parma Heights, Ohio; and Heidelberg University, Tiffin, Ohio

falconmondo wrote:...is a graduate of Valley Forge High School, Parma Heights, Ohio; and Heidelberg University, Tiffin, Ohio

Valley Forge? Wow...he sure came from a football doormat. Appropriate that he now leads a collegiate doormat.

...recently purchased a donkey from Dan Rather named Edward R. Burro.

...is sick of hearing Ronnie Moore's name over the loud speaker!