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Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:04 am**

....is the luckiest SOB in college football.

Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:38 am**

...keeps a notebook he refers to as "The Carey Diaries"

Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:50 am**

...is known to lend encouragement to wayward sons.

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:56 am**

...visits impovrished regions of El Salvador to see "NIU 2013 Orange Bowl Champions!" gear being worn.

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:58 am**

...has actual stepping stools in his office and the coaches conference room.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:41 pm**

... is winless in championship games.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:50 pm**

...tells people that Drew is his brother in the hope that it will score him a free drink....

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:53 pm**

... went into coaching because he was too old to play Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:20 pm**

chooses American Coney Island over Lafayette Coney Island*

*only Detroiters will appreciate the reference.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:39 pm**

...named his daughter Voices.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:45 pm**

...goes to strip clubs for the lunch buffet.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:28 pm**

... chose to coach at NIU for the red color scheme because he is a .......

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:43 pm**

MarkL wrote:... chose to coach at NIU for the red color scheme because he is a .......

COMMUNIST!

Posted: **Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:50 am**

...was told by the INS that "getting an invitation to the Fiesta Bowl" is code for getting deported to Mexico.

Posted: **Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:41 pm**

.....drives a foreign made car with a "Go Bucks" bumper sticker.

Rod Carey...