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Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:22 pm**

...has fantasies about Big Red

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:03 pm**

Still isn't quite sure what a Hilltopper is. Then, again, neither is anyone else, including the spell checker...

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:44 pm**

Likes to cosplay as Aquaman...

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:38 pm**

........has been told by Jack Harbaugh to "stop calling".

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:12 pm**

Told his team that FalconFast is just a term for people who avoid eating fowl products for religious reasons.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:02 pm**

Saw "Bowling Green" on the schedule as the opponent for August 29th and assumed his team was having an intra-squad scrimmage.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:33 pm**

...secretly wished a sinkhole would have swallowed the home locker room instead of the Corvette museum.

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:53 am**

Took a dump that stunk so bad he named it Bobby Petrino.

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:47 am**

Listens to Coldplay.

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:55 am**

Thinks Tom Cruise is both "manly" and "dreamy"

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:37 pm**

......has a fortress of solitude at Mammoth Cave National Park.

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:00 pm**

...lives in a van down by the river.

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:34 am**

...finishes every sentence with the phrase "cuz that's how I roll"....

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:34 pm**

....doesn't get why HilltopperFast isn't catching on

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2014 1:16 pm**

...doesn't understand why his wife giggles when she calls him fast.

WKU Head Coach Jeff Brohm...