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VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:22 pm
by Critical Thinker
...will wear white after today.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:45 pm
by TG1996
...has a sworn enemy named Smokey the Bear.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:06 pm
by mscarn
...is constantly bragging about how good a distant relative named Eldrick is at golf.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:12 pm
by mscarn
...gets confused looks on recruiting trips after explaining that he's from "the Institute"
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:47 pm
by Beaker
Has had his team working on wide receiver screens and draw plays this week.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:48 pm
by Globetrotter
If he stands for four hours straight, contact your doctor immediately.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:33 pm
by Flipper
...is taking a "to hell with the Upton nudes, lemme see the Verlanders" approach to the photo leaks...
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:19 am
by mscarn
...takes credit for the emergence of Nike SPARQ combine testing.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:20 am
by mscarn
...plays chess while his opponents are playing checkers and loses to them at checkers.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:22 am
by mscarn
...has worked at the Virginia Military Institute, the Virginia Culinary Institute, the National Oceanographic Institute, the Manhattan Institute and Arby's.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:22 am
by mscarn
...operates a high-end burlap bag business called "Sacks 5th Avenue"
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:27 am
by Flipper
...prefers to be called "Steely Dan"...
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:03 am
by Rollo83
...real name is Clark Griswold.
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:30 pm
by Globetrotter
May give BG the only win of the year
Re: VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:40 pm
by BGFan
...woody looks like a spark plug.