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....sincerely hopes his defense isn't on the field for 113 plays this Saturday...

.... Takes tuna fish sandwiches as a carry on snack during flights

........his real job is making windows.

....always pauses when writing his last name because he can't remember if it ends in "en" or "on".

Gets annoyed when people misspell Wisconsin.

Was the first NFL kicker to have a "perfect regular season," successfully making every field goal and every PAT during regular season play in 1998.

Oh wait, that was Gary Anderson not Wisconsonen coach Gary Andersen

...has cousin Arthur do all his accounting.

...has his entire defensive playbook carved into a block of cheddar cheese.

...was inspired by Scotland and declared his team's independence from the UW athletic department.

...is seen here warming up to sing the national anthem.

...thinks Les Aspen is a tourism initiative from the city of Vail, Colorado.

...hands out floss and sample size toothpaste for Halloween.

...thinks the best puns are "cheesy" ones. *rimshot*

He has been told to stop his public display of affection with Barry Alvarez's bust.

...wanted to change the 4th quarter student tradition of "Jump Around" to "Sit Quietly and Read"