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....will be recognized as an acceptable synonym for "toolbox" in this year's Webster's dictionary...

...graduates high school next year...IF he keeps his grades up.

Was upset when the Marketing Department got his motivation phrase wrong. It's not Row the Boat.

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hates tailgating and wishes the game started at 9am

...still has nightmares of Janssen Patton.

...doesn't wear PJs to bed.

Played at NIU; coaches at WMU: dream job is a school without the directional prefix.

Likes his name.

... picked "Row Row Row Your Boat" as the theme song for the program when the university rejected "I'm a Little Teapot"

...wasn't quite sure if he could really get a bronco into a boat.

Now he just needs to teach it how to row....

....plays a mean alto kazoo.

Although, the kazoo was first patented in Buffalo, NY which is a the location of a certain MAC school discussed in another thread. Thank you, Wiki.

...is about to find out just how many knots #FalconFast is.