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...is getting far fewer requests for his resume than he did a year ago...

...prefers tofurkey over the real thing.

Taught his kids the words to his family theme song -

Every Lembo boy and girl
All around the Lembo world
Gonna do the Lembo rock
All around the Lembo clock

Jack be Lembo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda Lembo stick
All around the Lembo clock
Hey, let's do the Lembo rock

Lembo lower now
Lembo lower now
How low can you go?

...quietly and anonymously advocates for the school's name to be changed to Balls Tate.

footballguy51 wrote:...quietly and anonymously advocates for the school's name to be changed to Balls Tate.

...just gave Tyler Tate the grounds for a name change.

will be playing in an empty stadium.

Has a classic 1962 Lembo in the garage (made in Yugoslavia)

When he looks into the stands realizes he is being paid too much.

Thinks Leno was funnier than Letterman.

May find his status as head coach in Muncie in lembo if he has another bad season next year.

(spell check tried to correct to limbo)