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Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:29 am**

still thinks a 'terrapin' is something women use to hold their hair back.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:57 am**

.... is still afraid of the Big Ten and is begging his AD to send the team back to the ACC.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:46 am**

...doesn't understand why everyone snickers when he talks about going to Baltimore to get crabs.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:53 am**

...prefers to go by his alter-ego, Ed Randysall.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 1:36 pm**

...Tells the press over and over "Crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does!"

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 1:59 pm**

....yells, "that's what we call a sack lunch." Every time his defense makes a play.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:17 pm**

Still doesn't understand why his brother Duke got the cool name.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:18 pm**

Told a co worker to buy some Rid when they said "I have crab cakes"...

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:35 pm**

...would buy an Edsel if Ford decided to bring it back.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:10 am**

...thinks he's playing a team from Kentucky.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:21 pm**

...is consistently denied entrance by security to the RAND corporation headquarters.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:23 pm**

...authored the definitive tome on college coaching Blackney Shrugged.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:45 pm**

Made this unfortunate mistake while on Wheel of Fortune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuvLUhuo52w" target="_blank

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:01 pm**

...gives out toothbrushes on Halloween.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:14 pm**

...fears upsetting Greg Studrawa

Maryland head coach Randy Edsall...