UMass Coach Mark Whipple...

[Falconfreak90]

...is always being accused of squeezing the Charmin.

[ZuluWarrior]

According to Mrs. Whipple he doesn't squeeze the 'charmin' enough.

[Schadenfreude]

According to Mrs. Whipple, he's not a real Minuteman. "More like a 30-second man," she says.

[MajorFalcon92]

The Whipple procedure (pancreatoduodenectomy) is a complex operation to remove part of the pancreas, part of the small intestine and the gallbladder.

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[jpfalcon09]

...likes to whipple it, whipple it good.

[mscarn]

...had a book written about taking UMass to the I-AA national title called "Miracle Whip"

[mscarn]

...had a book written about his first season coaching UMass in the MAC titled "Whip Creamed"

[mscarn]

...proposed testing the integrity of the Doyt Perry Stadium concrete by attaching a lie detector to it.

[mscarn]

...doesn't correct people when they ask if he sings in the a cappella group at Yale.

[mscarn]

...thinks the Summa Theologica is an analysis of the rationale behind the personnel moves of Chicago Cubs President Theo Epstein.

[Flipper]

Tiring of the Mr Whipple jokes, he's started telling people his name is pronounced "Whi-play".

[Beaker]

Holds up the grocery store check out line by paying with a check.

[Flipper]

That he doesn't even start to write until his groceries are completely scanned...and then he argues because he wants to write it for $25 more when the store only allows $20. Then he burns the place down when the check bounces and they post it.

[BGFan]

....uses pasties and does a dance for his wife he calls the Whipple Nipple Slide.