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...is always being accused of squeezing the Charmin.

According to Mrs. Whipple he doesn't squeeze the 'charmin' enough.

According to Mrs. Whipple, he's not a real Minuteman. "More like a 30-second man," she says.

The Whipple procedure (pancreatoduodenectomy) is a complex operation to remove part of the pancreas, part of the small intestine and the gallbladder.

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...likes to whipple it, whipple it good.

...had a book written about taking UMass to the I-AA national title called "Miracle Whip"

...had a book written about his first season coaching UMass in the MAC titled "Whip Creamed"

...proposed testing the integrity of the Doyt Perry Stadium concrete by attaching a lie detector to it.

...doesn't correct people when they ask if he sings in the a cappella group at Yale.

...thinks the Summa Theologica is an analysis of the rationale behind the personnel moves of Chicago Cubs President Theo Epstein.

Tiring of the Mr Whipple jokes, he's started telling people his name is pronounced "Whi-play".

Holds up the grocery store check out line by paying with a check.

That he doesn't even start to write until his groceries are completely scanned...and then he argues because he wants to write it for $25 more when the store only allows $20. Then he burns the place down when the check bounces and they post it.

....uses pasties and does a dance for his wife he calls the Whipple Nipple Slide.