Akron head coach Terry Bowden...

[jpfalcon09]

...plans on changing his name to Bobby and hopes no one will notice.

[Falcon137]

....is going as Mrs. Doubtfire for Halloween this year.

[BGFan]

...believes every word that Elton Alexander writes.

[Flipper]

Collects pop and beer cans from campus recycling centers and drives them up to Michigan for the refund. Money is tight at Akron and athletic tape doesn't grow on trees.

[Falconfreak90]

....can't beat BG dad gummit.

[kdog27]

Collects pop and beer cans from campus recycling centers and drives them up to Michigan for the refund. Money is tight at Akron and athletic tape doesn't grow on trees.

...is from the South so he refers to all kinds of pop as "Coke."

[Falconfreak90]

...secretly breaks into the mascot closet at UA to hop in Zippy's pouch & take naps.

[mscarn]

...authored a provocative book on the ability of former tennis stars to bring stability to the Middle East titled You Cannot Be Syria!

[mscarn]

...believed his gardener was suffering from plantar fasciitis when he observed him aggressively ordering around members of his crew.

[BGFan]

...still gets confused when the bus to Bowling Green heads west instead of southwest.

[factman]

...sending dad to BG Friday, for a last minute scouting session!

[ZuluWarrior]

Can't believe he's still in Akron!

[MajorFalcon92]

Thought when he took the job at Akron he would get a lifetime supply of condoms playing in the rubber bowl.

[zete]

Feels very fortunate to be coaching in the MAC.

[BGFan]

...always walks around with his zipper down.