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Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:35 am
by jpfalcon09
...plans on changing his name to Bobby and hopes no one will notice.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:42 am
by Falcon137
....is going as Mrs. Doubtfire for Halloween this year.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 9:15 am
by BGFan
...believes every word that Elton Alexander writes.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:30 am
by Flipper
Collects pop and beer cans from campus recycling centers and drives them up to Michigan for the refund. Money is tight at Akron and athletic tape doesn't grow on trees.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:57 pm
by Falconfreak90
....can't beat BG dad gummit.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:03 pm
by kdog27
Flipper wrote:Collects pop and beer cans from campus recycling centers and drives them up to Michigan for the refund. Money is tight at Akron and athletic tape doesn't grow on trees.
...is from the South so he refers to all kinds of pop as "Coke."
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:36 pm
by Falconfreak90
...secretly breaks into the mascot closet at UA to hop in Zippy's pouch & take naps.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:20 pm
by mscarn
...authored a provocative book on the ability of former tennis stars to bring stability to the Middle East titled You Cannot Be Syria!
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:24 pm
by mscarn
...believed his gardener was suffering from plantar fasciitis when he observed him aggressively ordering around members of his crew.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:53 pm
by BGFan
...still gets confused when the bus to Bowling Green heads west instead of southwest.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:09 pm
by factman
...sending dad to BG Friday, for a last minute scouting session!
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:59 pm
by ZuluWarrior
Can't believe he's still in Akron!
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:24 pm
by MajorFalcon92
Thought when he took the job at Akron he would get a lifetime supply of condoms playing in the rubber bowl.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:16 am
by zete
Feels very fortunate to be coaching in the MAC.
Re: Akron head coach Terry Bowden...
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:30 am
by BGFan
...always walks around with his zipper down.