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Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:36 am
by BGFan
...is distraught because it took so long for somebody to start this thread.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:58 am
by jpfalcon09
...can't wait to get his Haynes on you.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:15 am
by BGFan
...prefers BVDs
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:44 pm
by Falconfreak90
...thought he was taking the KENTucky job and didn't read the contract closely enough. But he loves to party on Water Street.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:11 pm
by Falcon137
...hates breakfast for dinner.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:37 pm
by zete
......is 9-21 at Kent. Pretty much par for the course at this lowly MAC cellar dweller.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:53 pm
by Flipper
is amazed that some people still don't get what these threads are about
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:18 pm
by footballguy51
cries at his own party if he wants to.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:24 pm
by threestooges
BGFan wrote:...prefers BVDs
...and his favorite BVD song is "Poison"
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:46 am
by ZuluWarrior
Can't wait to get his Paul on you!
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:10 am
by BGFan
...gives his quarterbacks wedgies when they screw up.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:56 am
by Flipper
Keeps asking people what time "Orange is the New Black " comes on Netflix because he wants to tape it.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:30 pm
by mscarn
...misunderstood the new McDonalds marketing campaign and now asks for dinner items during the morning.
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:34 pm
by mscarn
...asked to be removed from the masthead of American Football Monthly after its new president announced his intention to transform it into a "vertically integrated digital media company."
Re: Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:38 pm
by mscarn
...steadfastly refuses the regular stream of requests for bachelorette parties to be held at Dix Stadium.