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...is sad it took until Thursday for this thread to be made.

Uses a rain barrel to capture drinking water because fluoride is the white man's game

Is bringing his Bermuda shorts for 80 degree weather ( albeit with rain)

...still doesn't know who Sue is and why she had to go away.

Critical Thinker wrote:...still doesn't know who Sue is and why she had to go away.

...but thinks it might be because she was always fighting.

....thought he was taking the Notre Dame job when hired. Fighting Irish...Fighting Hawks. He's all good.

I think this tradition has run its course. But that's just me.

...shot the jukebox last night. Said it played a sad song, it made him cry.

...knows everybody!

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Bubba.

"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

...had not been feeling well. Bubba's wife finally talked him in to going to the doctor,

After the Doc examined him he sat both of them down and told them he would still need a stool sample, a specimen of urine, & and a semen sample.

Bubba looked at his wife and asked.."what does all that mean?".

She answered..."he needs a pair of your dirty underwear!'.

...made national news this past Monday!

by Matt Egan @mattmegan5
September 8, 2016: 6:57 PM ET
The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new North Dakota quarters.

"We are recalling all of the new North Dakota quarters that were recently issued", Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a press conference Monday. This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices.

"We believe the problem lies in a design flaw", said Shackelford. The winning design for the North Dakota quarter was submitted by Univ. of North Dakota Head Football Coach Bubba Schweigert. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices.

....went to his family reunion looking for a girlfriend

is tired of people thinking he's a Jewish grandmother.

Enjoys pheasant hunting more than coaching.

Sure, I'll give this a shot. Why not...

.... co-owns a shrimping business to supplement coaching at UND, is business partners and best friends with Forest Gump. If Forest Gump, a true American hero loves Bubba, you should too! Thank you and I expect all of you to put your patriotic duty ahead of your school loyalty on Saturday and cheer for Bubba and his team! Go Sioux!

I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!!!
-F. Gump