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Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:28 pm**

Wishes he had Pat Narduzzi back in E. Lansing...

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:43 pm**

Likes to drink Pepsi and loves to fly United!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:40 am**

Wouldn't crack a smile if he won the lottery!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:20 pm**

Prefers to be called "Magic Mark".

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:36 pm**

Didn't even know his own quarterbacks name, calling Kirk Cousins Kurt.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:55 pm**

... has frequent nightmares about Jim Harbaugh

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:30 am**

...is afraid to wear green on Thursdays.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:18 am**

still bragging about stealing Le'veon Bell from BG.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:04 am**

...hates when people call him Dan Tonio.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:25 pm**

....goes to on-campus parties with his guitar, sings "It's Not Easy Being Green" and insists that everyone address him as "Kermit".

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:41 pm**

. ... gets REALLY pissed when Sportscenter and Sports Illustrated refer to him as Mike D'Antoni

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:54 pm**

(in his best Sean Connery SNL Jeopardy voice) will take "therapists" for $600, Trebek!

Mark Dantonio...