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Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 7:58 am**

Doesn't think it's even a little bit odd that a 58 year-old man calls himself "Chip"...

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:47 am**

...is a communist.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 9:58 am**

....thinks UCLA's color scheme and uniform design is stylish and attractive.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:19 am**

...was named after the teacup from Beauty and the Beast.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:24 am**

... has won as many national titles as I have.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:31 am**

... gets offended when people refer to chipped beef on toast as "SOS."

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:41 am**

.....wears adult diapers that get delivered to his home in discreet, unmarked packaging.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2022 12:06 pm**

...wonders how UCLA can move to the Big 10 when there are no more UHauls left in California.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:55 pm**

....wonders how the hell he ended up with two first names.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:44 pm**

... is the equivalent of flipping the bird to 49ers fans.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:23 pm**

Keeps asking people, 'How do I get to Baton Rouge?'

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:22 am**

Went to the West to get away from the Big 10....

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:39 pm**

...still isn't sure what a Bruin is

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:30 pm**

...tells people he sees LA whenever someone says UCLA?

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:49 pm**

.......looks around the entire stadium, asking if anyone has seen Pete, every time he arrives at the Rose bowl.

UCLA coach Chip Kelly...