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Hello from beautiful Columbus.

I'm hoping to get a tape of this weekend's game, but it's not on TV here and I'm trying to avoid coughing up the $20 to get it on PPV.

Can anyone help a brotha out? Drop me an e-mail. My address is in my profile.

Thanks in advance,
-TGIAS

You won't want to watch it. Ask Fresno State.

CaliSooner wrote:You won't want to watch it. Ask Fresno State.

We aren't Fresno State.

(Speaking of which, where the hell is that wonderful photo of the Falcons storming the field at the 1991 Cal Bowl? Can't find it anywhere).

CaliSooner wrote:You won't want to watch it. Ask Fresno State.

"Hey, Fresno State."

"What do you want, Bowling Green?"

"Will I want to watch this weekend's game?"

"Who are you playing?"

"Oklahoma."

"Oh, yeah, I remember them. They weren't really any better than Hawaii last year, at least they weren't when we played them. Why don't you call Kansas State?"
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"What's up, Cats?"

"You again, Falcons? What do you want this time?"

"What can you tell me about Oklahoma?"

"We beat 'em by four touchdowns. They were talking all kinds of trash about how they were the best team in the country, then they fell apart in the big game."

"Wait a minute, Kansas State. You're telling me you guys lost to Marshall, then turned around and annihilated Oklahoma?"

"Yep."

"Do I want to watch this weekend's game?"

"Why wouldn't you?"

"I have no idea."
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By the way, CaliSooner, how does it feel to watch your team fall apart when it matters most?

TGIAS: THAT was funny! I can't WAIT till kick-off...Have Faith Falcon Faithful...Anything can happen...That's why they play the game...

Wait, Tommy Glantz is the sniper? I thought it was that little John Finley-looking punk. Who knew?

The Fresno St/K-State conference call really WAS pretty damn funny... now if you would just stop letting your fantasy football draft interfere with my golf game!

"By the way, CaliSooner, how does it feel to watch your team fall apart when it matters most?"





How does it feel to have no prospect at playing in a national title game? In the last 4 years Bob Stoops is 48-6 (an average of 12 wins, 1.5 losses per season), has played in BCS bowls 3 out of 4 years (winning 2 out of 3), has played in January bowls every year (winning three out of four), has played for the conference title in one of the nation's toughest conferences 3 out of 4 years (winning 2 out of 3) and has won a national title and played for two. He's also 11-2 against top 10 teams and 18-4 against top 25 teams in his career. He's not going to win every game every year but he wins most of them and he wins as many big games as anyone else in the country. Take your pathetic mid major smack to Akron, maybe they can make you feel successful. You can only dream of the overall success we're enjoying.

CaliSooner wrote: How does it feel to have no prospect at playing in a national title game?

You see, the difference, oh dense one, is that winning against an inferior team is entirely within an individual team's power. Changing the NCAA D-1A football rules is not.

CaliSooner wrote: How does it feel to have no prospect at playing in a national title game?

It infuriates me, but I take solace in knowing it's because of an inadequate system, not an inadequate team.