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An unnamed source tells me that Jeff Fink, a sophomore Offensive Lineman for the Falcons, was injured in a small crash while working. I believe the Gator he was riding in hit a tree and he flew off of it slightly injuring his knee. It is reported that he was on crutches. I heard he was taken to the hospital by ambulance, but I also heard that it was nothing serious. They gave him a tetanus shot because he had a gash on his knee. The driver reportedly lost control of the Gator because his gloves were slippery. Let's all thank the god that we pray to that this wasn't more serious.

Well, that's a relief. So glad to hear he wasn't injured seriously.

Good to hear that he's allright.

However, to steal a term from Dr. Hibbert on the Simpson's, I must ask.

Does this accident count as a "Traumedy?"

When you said he was injured in a gator crash, the first thing that crossed my mind was "where the hell does this kid work, Jungle Larry's"?