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WE NEVER HAVE TO COME TO that dump of a high school stadium again...

WOOO HOOO.....

NEVER HAVE TO play in front of 5,000 fans and have you guys claim there was 25,000 fans there....

ENJOY LIFE IN THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA


LEAVING THE MAC BEHIND IN A CLOUD OF DUST....

LATER LADIES....

mrherd05 wrote:ENJOY LIFE IN THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA

If BG is the armpit of America, that puts Huntington somewhere right around my taint.

Tell your softball team to enjoy the van ride to Southern Mississippi!

marshall blows. your team is just awful. you couldn't even do well in the mac. good thing you went to a worse conference, maybe you'll win some games.

Good point moron...we only won 5 conference titles in our 8 years...how many did you win again...what was that...

OH YES...I forgot it rhymes with HERO and starts with a "Z"

mrherd05 wrote:WE NEVER HAVE TO COME TO that dump of a high school stadium again...

WOOO HOOO.....

NEVER HAVE TO play in front of 5,000 fans and have you guys claim there was 25,000 fans there....

ENJOY LIFE IN THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA


LEAVING THE MAC BEHIND IN A CLOUD OF DUST....

LATER LADIES....

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This loser displays the "class" that I saw on display when we were killing Marshall last year at the Doyt. Their players were clowning, laughing, carrying on, and yelling crap to our fans while they were getting their butts beat. I hope they bring that "winning attitude" to the pathetic, shell of its former self, C-USA.

And, what is this crap about us over reporting our attendance? I swear that, if we aren't accurate, we under report. Last year's Marshall game is a case in point.

Looks like this Marshall clown is making the rounds. He posted the same drivel over on MiamiHawkTalk.com. If the move to CUSA is so great, shouldn't he be out celebrating and drinking Bud Light with his mullet-head buddies instead of being here and on other MAC message boards?

actually most are...but I have work tomorrow, however, I have a nice sized shot of tequila right here beside of me which will be consumed with a host of friends via a cell phone at midnight sharp...

Yee Haw! Jim Bob is drunk off his butt on tequila and posting on message boards. Don't you have a carburetor to rebuild or something?

Omar shouldn't have kneeled.

id save that tequila til after the season starts so you can drink your sorrows away

Good picture SF. Congratulations, what an upgrade, too bad the only good team in this conference left. Have fun beating up on the likes of UCF, East Carolina, Houston, Memphis, Rice, SMU, S. Miss, Tulane, Tulsa, AB, and Utep. Tell me of those teams how many of them gets more publcity than BGSU, UT, Miami or NIU? Memphis is the only one with a big time athletic program, and hold on, BG beat them as bad as we beat the thundering terds last year. Heck UCF will probably contend for a conference title in that piss poor league.

Lets see...

The CUSA teams and where they play...

Memphis - Liberty Bowl
UCF - Citrus Bowl
Tulane - Superdome
UTEP - Sun Bowl
Houston - Texans Stadium
UAB - Legion Field


NIU - uhh..who know
BGSU - Bowling Green High School Field
Miami - HAHAHAHAHA
UT - not bad...for a small castle

Come on ladies enough of the jealousy...

So BGSU, Miami, NIU and UT are more recognizable that the teams you just listed...hahaha

How many bowl tie ins does the MAC have

How much of the bowl expense bill does the MAC pick up for each team...NONE...not like in CUSA...

HAHAHAHAAH

Lets see... all of the great things going on in WV... well... you have no money in your pension plan to pay for all of the state retirees (my good friend is an actuarial for the state, so don't even bother trying to make stuff up)... you have a dysfunctional government that screws everything up and is heavily involved in bribing state officials, your educational system is abysmal, and you live in a state that is made up of a bunch of highschool drop outs who work in what is left of the coal mines...

Enjoy!

I visited goodbyeherd.com just in time to see the clock hit zeroes in the Central Time Zone (you know, where most of ConvictUSA calls home), and was struck with the motivation for one more haiku:

Clock shows no time left
Time to pack up the truck and
move to Beverly!


(although probably not following true haiku form, this one works, too):

GET THE F*CK OUT! GET
THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT!
GET THE F*CK OUT NOW!

Yep....we're really going to miss the MAC's sixth best football team...