Oh Sweet Mother of Jesus Thank You!

falconman · Post by **falconman** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:37 pm

This makes my year. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Trev.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/f ... index.html

momtartin · Post by **momtartin** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:39 pm

THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!

mk455 · Post by **mk455** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:39 pm

ahhhahahahha HE IS A BAG OF DOUCHE!

1boisebro · Post by **1boisebro** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:43 pm

hey now, let's have a moment of silence for the bag of douche okay that's over how do you guys feel about your game this weekend?

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:49 pm

what a dick. Everyone else at ESPN apparently tired of the douchemonkey as well.

I think this is just an example of the vast power we here at AZZ hold over the world of college football. We were angry about the douchemonkey's idiocy and ESPN, in an attempt to keep us happy, has rectified the situation. If we could only get them to replace mark may with a wooden stick topped by a balloon that says "BCS", we could all watch halftime safely and comfortably again.

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:01 pm

Arrivedouche, Trev!!!

UK Peregrine · Post by **UK Peregrine** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:27 pm

I noticed on Sunday that the show only had Rece Davis and Mark May, and didn't think much of it other than I could tolerate the halftime show more than usual. I may actually watch a few more halftime shows now that Trev has moved on.

BGSUVA · Post by **BGSUVA** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:35 pm

man, now I need a new sign idea for gameday on Saturday

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:48 pm

We must no longer utter his name. He may resurface if we do. From now on, he will be referred to as [douchemonkey].

Please make the changes effective immediately.

This reminds me of the scene with Bea Arthur in History of the World. [douchemonkey] is found at the unemployment window.

Bea: "What is your chosen profession."

[douchemonkey]"ESPN College Football Analyst."

Bea: "A what?"

[douchemonkey] "Football Analyst. I take the current state of college football and spin it in a way which as to sway fan's opinion of what colleges matter. I further place schools in their proper place by reinforcing the idea that BCS schools are the driving force behind all college sports - irregardless[sic] of educational effectiveness (or lack thereof)"

Bea: "Oh, you're a [explative]-head. Were you a [expletive]-head last week."

[douchemonkey]: [sneer]No![/sneer]

Bea: "Did you TRY to be a [expletive]-head last week.

[douchemonkey]: [sneer]Yes![/sneer]

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:51 pm

sweet, lets give each other "knucks" all around, that way it doesnt look like we are excessively celebrating, but still happy

1boisebro · Post by **1boisebro** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:07 pm

i was just sorry to see him.

edr4225 · Post by **edr4225** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:22 pm

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that is hilarious !!!!

lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey trev whats wrong with your face? looks like your pathetic analysis finally got to ya, haaaaaaaaaaaa

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:17 am

I'm ... I'm ... speechless ...

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:38 am

Wow....Rece Davis, IMO, is pretty good and Mark May could be decent now that the DM is no longer there. The College Football Gods have granted the wish!

I have to pinch myself to make sure it's real.

Now, get Craig James off the network. PLEASE....I'm beggin'.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:42 am

My humble ode to Senor Douchemonkey can be found here:

http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=2501&cat=17

Oh Sweet Mother of Jesus Thank You!

Oh Sweet Mother of Jesus Thank You!

i'm not sorry to see him go.