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Today, I feel empty...

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:15 am
by BGorDeath
...because Mr. Douche Bag wasn't around to explain the college football world to me. Do you think his wife made him a sandwich as he watched the games from his garage while sitting in a lawn chair?

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:40 am
by Rightupinthere
No. He was clad all in black holed up in his attic painting his face camo and repeating, "they'll rue the day......" over and over again.

The wife was shopping.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:24 am
by Flipper
...for a new Mr Douchebag....

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:32 am
by NWLB
Transend the douchebag plain, achieve inner harmony.