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Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:22 am**

...orders an after dinner coffee by calling it expresso.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:32 am**

resents folks who remember Bill Cosby's "Noah" standup routine.

Sorry for the abstract, age-showing post

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:37 am**

....wants the NCAA to change the dimensions of the football field into cubits.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cubit

i'll take the obvious, not funny one.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:52 am**

*whew*

thought that might have flown over everyone's head!

... took the WMU job so his sons wouldn't have to pay tuition.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:54 am**

1987alum wrote:*whew*

thought that might have flown over everyone's head!

... took the WMU job so his sons wouldn't have to pay tuition.

but is using the WMU job as resume padding so he can get a head coaching job at USC so his sons can enjoy the Cali air.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:02 am**

...consistently uses "you're" instead of "your" and "their" instead of "they're."

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:13 am**

Cannot distinguish Spanish food from Mexican food from Tex-Mex food.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:19 am**

.....knows who random guy is.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:32 am**

1987alum wrote:resents folks who remember Bill Cosby's "Noah" standup routine.

Sorry for the abstract, age-showing post

.......took Karate lessons only to be mugged by a midget.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:32 am**

...wears a thong in the locker room.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:56 am**

...wonders why losing a lot of football games hasn't caught on as a fun Father and Son thing to do.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:54 am**

when his son is on the field likes to be refered to as cubit squared.

---MH

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:06 pm**

... likes to sing rap on a karaoke machine and refer to himself as Ice Cubit.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:24 pm**

...likes it when his friends call him Rubiks

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:33 pm**

Oh, I see where this is going.

...he drives to work in one of these.

Bill Cubit...