Doug Martin

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:25 am

Ok, we need something, ANYTHING, to get our collective minds off of things. So I'll start us off by taking pop shots at our next opponet's coach...

Doug Martin got the KSU head coaching job by showing up to the interview in a trench coat. Just a trench coat

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:42 pm

...was the subject of a Weird Al Yankovich parody song in the mid-1980's.

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:32 pm

never misses an episode of Laguna Beach, or The OC

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:38 pm

...really can't read, can't write.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:07 pm

...thinks religion is the opiate of the masses. Because he's a communist.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:25 pm

Thought a quarterback was a refund.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:29 pm

thinks the Browns didn't put the frosting on an already horrific weekend

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:49 pm

...is jealous of coaches who can see their stadium from the campus!

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:55 pm

Kent read and Kent write

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:03 pm

...thinks it is a "privulage" to graduate from Kent State University.

Anyone? Anyone?

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:05 pm

...can't wait to play a team with a rushing defense equally as bad.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:09 pm

thinks that Gregg Brandon spells his first name correctly (how's that, Bleeding Orange?)

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:28 pm

...wishes his first name were Dean.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:47 pm

or Billy

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:00 pm

San Diego Falcon wrote:thinks that Gregg Brandon spells his first name correctly (how's that, Bleeding Orange?)

...is proud of the fact that Kent State doesn't spell correctly on their printed degrees.

Because he's a communist.