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Tom Amstutz
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:35 am
by BGDrew
....is the coach of the Toledo Rocket Football team.
He honestly doesn't care about Black people.
IT'S TOLEDO WEEK!
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:37 am
by jacojdm
...has his picture posted at the hostess stand at every franchise of cici's pizza, hometown, ocb, ponderosa, bonanza, golden corral, bd's mongolian barbecue, maggiano's, and shakey's with the caption, "DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ADMIT THIS MAN!"
my picture is right next to his.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:39 am
by MiamiBando
...wonders if Omar is gonna cut his hairlocks.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:42 am
by Flipper
...recently discovered a family of Armenians living between the 4th and 5th roll on his abdomen...
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:42 am
by Falcon in IL
...Wishes his team played in the Rubber Bowl instead of the Glass Bowl because rubber stretches around him and glass just, sort of, breaks.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:48 am
by jacojdm
...thinks that keith moon is better than neil peart.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:55 am
by FalconFan16
...wonders to himself..."do they even need to do this to me? just look at me? haven't i suffered enough?...
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:56 am
by Bleeding Orange
...is fat. And a communist. A fat communist, if you will.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:00 am
by MACMAN
Always wears his whistle because he thinks its kinky
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:12 am
by BGFalcons232
...is trying to lobby paul krebs and the athletic department to not "overwater the field" this year.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:14 am
by Flipper
thinks bacon grease is a breakfast drink
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:18 am
by kdog27
...has not weighed under 200 pounds since he was eleven years old.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:19 am
by BGFalcons232
... really wishes women were like a mcgriddles.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:44 am
by Dayons_Den
. . . has defeated anorexia! ! !! !
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:45 am
by always a falcon
.....Thinks the new Rockette Mascot is sexy.