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It stinks to be a Notre Dame fan because......
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:45 am
by Rightupinthere
...when the ref whistles for a "Cross Check" you think you have to perform that "spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch" thing.
It's time for some fun. You're welcome to play along.
Re: It stinks to be a Notre Dame fan because......
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:50 am
by SaxyIrishTenor
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:21 pm
by Rightupinthere
....you don't have a "Touchdown Jesus." Instead, you have a "Goal Icon" which is a mime walking an invisible dog.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:36 pm
by bgbill
Rightupinthere wrote:....you don't have a "Touchdown Jesus." Instead, you have a "Goal Icon" which is a mime walking an invisible dog.
In hockey, it's "No Goal Jesus".
joke
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:57 pm
by bgbill
A kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Notre Dame hockey fan.
She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Irish fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they’re Irish fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Wayne
the teacher looks at Wayne and says, "Wayne, you’re not a Notre Dame fan?"
He says, "Nope, I’m a Bowling Green fan!" She says, "Well why are you a BG fan and not a Notre Dame fan?"
Wayne says, "Well, my mom is a Falcons fan, and my dad is a Falcons fan, so I’m a Falcons fan."
The teacher’s not real happy. She’s a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"
Wayne says, "Then I’d be a Notre Dame fan!"
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:02 pm
by BGDrew
The Notre Dame hockey team has decided not to travel to BG this weekend. Rather, they aren't feeding Charlie Weiss for the week and throwing a sub on the ice at the BGSU Ice Arena.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:24 pm
by always a falcon
you never know what colors your uniforms are going to be....blue??? green???gold???? who knows
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:55 pm
by Rightupinthere
..referring to the "five hole" and/or "penalty box" brings you in front of the Priest.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:56 pm
by Rightupinthere
..the hockey 'sweaters' aren't very warm and look terrible with a white shirt and tie underneath.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:14 pm
by TG1996
Rightupinthere wrote:..referring to the "five hole" and/or "penalty box" brings you in front of the Priest.
...you
found out about the "five hole" and/or "penalty box"
from a priest.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:59 pm
by Rightupinthere
TG1996 wrote:Rightupinthere wrote:..referring to the "five hole" and/or "penalty box" brings you in front of the Priest.
...you
found out about the "five hole" and/or "penalty box"
from a priest.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:08 pm
by Peregrinner
TG1996 wrote:Rightupinthere wrote:..referring to the "five hole" and/or "penalty box" brings you in front of the Priest.
...you
found out about the "five hole" and/or "penalty box"
from a priest.
::puke::
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:41 pm
by The Niz
Q: Did you hear that two of the Notre Dame playbooks were stolen?
A: Ty Willingham is very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.
Q: What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:07 pm
by Freddie
Q: How many Irish hockey players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one.
But he get's a master's in electrical engineering for completing the task.
Reliable sources have told me that anyone meeting ND Coach Jackson is required to kneel and kiss his national championship ring.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:50 pm
by Bleeding Orange
...kids are always trying to take your Lucky Charms.