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first of all let me say that if you doon't believe me you are a *** and probably a commmunist so your oponion basicaly sucks.

i blame paluch for making me move to arizona and as a result missing a lot more games than I would have under normal circumstances. thinking back on things, it ocurs to me that it was pooch's fault that i missed out on seeing more than four hockey games last year - two of them not even at home. i also blam him for my alregies because if he had ayn intrst in my carer he would not have been shaking bushes and weeeds around me. i saw him do this on multple ocasions.

i just wanted to warn all of you because if this program is going to go anywheres in this CCHA we canot have a coach that drives fans into the desret and makes them sick with the alryge.

liike i said if u don't agree with me - probably a ***. i should now i have been a victim of his trechery. he must go or soon all fo our fans will be in a desert caughing and not being abel to breath. you have been wawrned.

common bleedingornge, loose the atitude or retards will ruin yor life face the facts
we need to start a letter writting campane to the new atheletic director I need a fresh sharpy

You two aren't helping.







Hell with it.

I have conclusive proof that Pooch was directly responsible for:
Last year's outbreak of deadly hurricanes,
The 9-11 attacks,
Elvis' untimely passing,
Both Kennedy assasinations,
World War I, (and therefore indirectly WWII),
The Fall of the Roman Empire AND
The very existance of street mimes.

Any attempt to disprove these well documented facts is futile, as my superior intelect and unrestricted ability to travel through time and space render my first hand witness beyond reproach.

Freddie wrote: The very existance of street mimes.

That's all I need. The man must be destroyed.

Freddie wrote: The very existance of street mimes.

Oh.
My.
God.

I guess I never realized the seriousness of the situation. Sure, I could write off all that other stuff as a couple of childish pranks on Paluch's part, but the existence of street mimes?

Something must be done IMMEDIATELY to rid Falcon Hockey--nay! The world!-- of this terrible force.

Aftur the past tow days on this bord, this thred has ben so refershing. Kep it up.

I actually heard that Dakich and Paluch like to sneak out in the middle of the night, find a bunch of puppies and take turns kicking them.

Then they eat babies.

if that reatrd paluch was any kind of coach, hed have recrooted a sumo restler by now to play goalaie. maybe a yokozuna would be better than tyler masters, but probably not because tlyer is the gratest ever.

and what kind of stupid stratgy was it last year to not always win if i wer coach i would awlays use the strategy of scoring more than hte other teem.

I heard sidney crosby was going to come paly for us, but paluch hit on his mom and then broked his grandmas hip so sidney went pro. this kind of dumbness cant be alowed to run this program that you er, i mean i love

youll all be srry when you finaly realize the truth.

BGDrew wrote:I actually heard that Dakich and Paluch like to sneak out in the middle of the night, find a bunch of puppies and take turns kicking them.

Then they eat babies.

its ok, someday things will be all better...

UPI:

"In a surprise early morning press briefing today U.S. President Greoge W. Bush confirmed what many Washington insiders had suspected for months: Bowling Green State University hockey coach Scott Paluch was responsible for the innacurate intellegence reports regarding Iraq's supposed possesion of weapons of mass destruction.

Mr Bush, dressed in a bright orange jogging suit, spoke with reporters as he left for an early morning run. "The time has come for the nation to know who's responsible for this entire Iraq thing." Citing reasons of 'national security' Bush declined to answer one reporter's question as to 'Why the administration would have entrusted the task of gathering such critical intellegence to a hockey coach?" "You gotta figure someone who knows hockey would know about mass destruction...it seemed like a good idea at the time" was Mr Bush's last statement as he ran toward the Pennsylvania Avenue gate.

President Bush and Scott Paluch have somewhat comparable public speaking abilities.... I wonder which Saturday Night Live cast member would play Scott Paluch.

ShaneFalco wrote:President Bush and Scott Paluch have somewhat comparable public speaking abilities.... I wonder which Saturday Night Live cast member would play Scott Paluch.

Keenan Thompson

ShaneFalco wrote:President Bush and Scott Paluch have somewhat comparable public speaking abilities.... I wonder which Saturday Night Live cast member would play Scott Paluch.

Strike four against your personal credibility. Attacking the Coach's public speaking ability now? Come on. You're better than that, I hope...

Bleeding Orange - strike four huh... when did I get strike one, two, and three? Also, what is this whole baseball reference all about anyhow? Who is calling balls and strikes?

I didn't attack anybody... I simply made a statement about Paluch and Bush's speaking ability being on a similar level. It makes sence since I read the article that was posted about the Bush and Paluch connection.

You're better than that... I hope.