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The Niz
Peregrine
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by The Niz Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:52 am
I believe I have discovered the source of the hockey team's woes. It is the sisters of Alpha Gamma Delta. Yesterday they left after the first period and the team instantly became better. Today they did not arrive until the second period, and the team went to crap. Basically all we need to do is heard all the AGD's out of the ice arena and things will be fine.
Yeah right girl!
Rightupinthere
Mercenary of Churlishness
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by Rightupinthere Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:15 am
Seems pretty sound to me!
*grabs pitch fork, torch, and bottle of hooch*
Let's git 'em!
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FindlayFalcon
Fledgling
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by FindlayFalcon Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:23 am
Geez, it's great to finally have a little bit of levity on this board for a change.
Maybe there could be some other theories tossed out here too--and I don't mean "It's all Paluch's fault" theories! It's too early in the AM for me to think of any but maybe someone else has some ideas.
TG1996
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by TG1996 Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:16 am
Never let ME near the ice arena again. I've seen two blowouts and "the pink ice incident" in the last two-plus years. (Although I did learn the thrill of throwing Tootsie Rolls in confined spaces despite the OSU result a few weeks back.
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Rightupinthere
Mercenary of Churlishness
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by Rightupinthere Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:19 am
Polonium 210 found in locker room.
"Science doesn’t know everything? Well science KNOWS it doesn’t know everything… otherwise it’d stop."
The Niz
Peregrine
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by The Niz Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:33 am
Industrial sabotage's effects have trickled its way down to the hockey program, that combined with AGD, doesn't smeel good for the hockey team.
Yeah right girl!
Rightupinthere
Mercenary of Churlishness
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by Rightupinthere Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:44 am
El Nino.
"Science doesn’t know everything? Well science KNOWS it doesn’t know everything… otherwise it’d stop."
Tech83
Peregrine
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by Tech83 Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:58 am
Maybe the team needs to get in touch with its inner self, such as in Bull Durham.......
anyone one got a Victoria's Secret catalog.
"The rose goes in front"
Puckhead
Fledgling
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by Puckhead Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:33 pm
Emerald Ash Borer in our sticks.
Skate fast
SaxyIrishTenor
Feisty Falcon
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by SaxyIrishTenor Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:37 pm
I graduated.
SHEEEE'S BAAAAAAAACK.
Tech83
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by Tech83 Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:40 pm
SaxyIrishTenor wrote: I graduated.
THAT"S IT !!!!!!!
Schadenfreude
Professional tractor puller
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by Schadenfreude Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:42 pm
12 years of complete Republican rule in Ohio.
Jacobs4Heisman
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by Jacobs4Heisman Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:08 pm
Gregg Brandon.
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Falconboy
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by Falconboy Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:12 pm
Jacobs4Heisman wrote: Gregg Brandon.
Thats definilty it!!!!
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Maybe there could be some other theories tossed out here too--and I don't mean "It's all Paluch's fault" theories! It's too early in the AM for me to think of any but maybe someone else has some ideas.
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