Ay-Ziggy-Zoomba.com

I believe I have discovered the source of the hockey team's woes. It is the sisters of Alpha Gamma Delta. Yesterday they left after the first period and the team instantly became better. Today they did not arrive until the second period, and the team went to crap. Basically all we need to do is heard all the AGD's out of the ice arena and things will be fine.

Seems pretty sound to me!

*grabs pitch fork, torch, and bottle of hooch*

Let's git 'em!

Geez, it's great to finally have a little bit of levity on this board for a change. Maybe there could be some other theories tossed out here too--and I don't mean "It's all Paluch's fault" theories! It's too early in the AM for me to think of any but maybe someone else has some ideas.

Never let ME near the ice arena again. I've seen two blowouts and "the pink ice incident" in the last two-plus years. (Although I did learn the thrill of throwing Tootsie Rolls in confined spaces despite the OSU result a few weeks back. )

Polonium 210 found in locker room.

Industrial sabotage's effects have trickled its way down to the hockey program, that combined with AGD, doesn't smeel good for the hockey team.

El Nino.

Genetically modified food.

Maybe the team needs to get in touch with its inner self, such as in Bull Durham.......


anyone one got a Victoria's Secret catalog.

"The rose goes in front"

Emerald Ash Borer in our sticks.

I graduated.

SaxyIrishTenor wrote:I graduated.

THAT"S IT !!!!!!!

12 years of complete Republican rule in Ohio.

(The Celeste administration was AMAZING for Falcon hockey).

Gregg Brandon.

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:Gregg Brandon.

Thats definilty it!!!!