Falcon30 wrote:SaxyIrishTenor wrote:Falcon30 wrote:My dad bowls with Kepperly, maybe I will hear something else tonight.
I don't know why that makes me laugh but it does. Maybe Kep was going to go bowling with your dad the day that we decided to have pep band on his front lawn. He walked outside with his ball and bag with a very interesting look on his face.
That's funny as hell.
Kep got off easy with us - Malchus was the target of our fun. He usually got a bunch of pizzas "delivered" to his mailbox. Sometimes they were "delivered" on his lawn. Sometimes the topings were eaten off of them.
My best kepperly moment was when he broke up me and my girlfriend up from making out in the stands at a pep rally. It was friggin embarrassing. I didn't really want to make out at that time but I couldn't really stop her...[sarcasm]it is* so difficult to be this sexy[/sarcasm].
* actually, was
Okay, so going into my junior year I was dating this kid (Falcon30, the guy that you and I both know, you remember?) and he broke up with me because, and I quote, "As a senior and knowing I am going to be leaving all my friends soon, its not like I want to spend less time with you, but I want to spend more time with them." (Yeah, burn, I know. Or, "SLICE" as some may take it!

) Anyway, everyone knew we were dating, Kep included, as I was a section leader and he was the drum major. Well, not a lot of people knew right away that we broke up, because really, who brags about those things? And that also included Kep. So one day, he comes up to me and says, in his most Kepperly voice, "Why has Jason been spending so much time with Kate*? You shouldn't let your boyfriend do that."

I was mortified, but not as much as he was, I'm sure, when I burst into tears in the band hallway. He never brought it up again, and when I broke up with him after we had gotten back together a few months later, I made sure to let Kep in on it.
SHEEEE'S BAAAAAAAACK.
"SWF seeks marching band for relationship..."
"No well-behaved woman ever made history."