Clean things you'll hear in the Falcon Marching Band

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:05 pm

Co-Author: OhioGal

*Entry with Fanfare!

*Oooooh, that backsticking is tight.

*You have to blow harder with a large bore

*Set your position on the climax

*Pole me eight off the line, please

*Push in. You're a little flat

*Your rhythm is off

*Nice ring around your lips

Please, feel free to add to this list! And remember FOCUS!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:10 pm

I think I need a cold shower.

AmyLynn · Post by **AmyLynn** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:26 pm

* Pull out, you're a little sharp

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:38 pm

The only way Jay can get up is with a hydrolic lift.

Ohiogal · Post by **Ohiogal** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:29 pm

Hey, can you go down any lower? (said to tubas)

I don't know about his personality, but he sure has great lips! (trumpet)

Wow! Your fingers are fast! (clarinet)

I love it when you double-tongue!

Can you triple-tonge that?

FASTER! FASTER!

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:33 pm

Finger you parts

What position are you in?

Will you be my hooker (even if the new uniforms don't have hooks

)

Do you need pluming?

and my personal favorite....

GET ON YOU KNEES AND FLASH!!!

Shakeatailfeather04 · Post by **Shakeatailfeather04** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:28 pm

One of my personal favorite "Toneyisms":

"Dave's gonna come down here and do Big Girls."

A close second:

"I want to take advantage of 16 tubas!"

He might not have been the best director, but that man was funny!

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:40 pm

"How are your lips doing?"

sectionals (say it fast, it confuses non-music people)

"If there's a hole in your crotch, tell me!"

"Get it up, you've got three minutes!" (okay, referring to hair off the collar)

"Make it dirty!"

"You always come in early!"

"When you grab it, don't go up. Just grab it."

"Groin stretches.... with a friend."

"It's eight slow steps and then four quickies."

"Turn me on!" (okay..... referring to microphones.)

"I need to see you all bend over."

"Spread 'em!"

"Let's get jacked up!"

(Why yes, I do have a band quotes website....

)

Ohiogal · Post by **Ohiogal** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:30 pm

RIGHT UP IN THERE!

able1 · Post by **able1** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:33 pm

ahhh, groin stretches with a friend...those were my fav..lol.

do you still do eight count stretches where the whole band counts off together and the percs always end with a word that rhymes with eight? Good times...lol
Eg: 3, 4, 5, 6, your mom was great...

SaxyGirl85 · Post by **SaxyGirl85** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:35 pm

some of my favorites from FMB last year:

"If anything needs to be stretched, stretch it."

"We're going to play it through once, and then we're going to work it like we've never worked it before!"

"Get in touch with your deep down inner stripper." followed by
"I got excited about the stripper section."

"Today is find-the-beat day... after today, you should be very comfortable with this music. And if you're not, come talk to me, and we'll get comfortable."

I'm sure there were TONS more...but those will do for now!!

SaxyGirl85 · Post by **SaxyGirl85** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:36 pm

able1 wrote:ahhh, groin stretches with a friend...those were my fav..lol.

do you still do eight count stretches where the whole band counts off together and the percs always end with a word that rhymes with eight? Good times...lol
Eg: 3, 4, 5, 6, your mom was great...

they just say random things now...like...earlier this year i remember them saying different kinds of soup...then it was like (so and so's) MOM!!! it's different all the time.

Ohiogal · Post by **Ohiogal** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:38 pm

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:40 pm

Ohiogal wrote:"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

Parents and siblings are always rather suprised by that one on Family Weekend. *grins*

Ohiogal · Post by **Ohiogal** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:46 pm

I am SO glad some traditions don't change