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Clean things you'll hear in the Falcon Marching Band
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:05 pm
by Rightupinthere
Co-Author: OhioGal
*Entry with Fanfare!
*Oooooh, that backsticking is tight.
*You have to blow harder with a large bore
*Set your position on the climax
*Pole me eight off the line, please
*Push in. You're a little flat
*Your rhythm is off
*Nice ring around your lips
Please, feel free to add to this list! And remember FOCUS!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:10 pm
by 1987alum
I think I need a cold shower.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:26 pm
by AmyLynn
* Pull out, you're a little sharp
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:38 pm
by Rightupinthere
The only way Jay can get up is with a hydrolic lift.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:29 pm
by Ohiogal
Hey, can you go down any lower? (said to tubas)
I don't know about his personality, but he sure has great lips! (trumpet)
Wow! Your fingers are fast! (clarinet)
I love it when you double-tongue!
Can you triple-tonge that?
FASTER! FASTER!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:33 pm
by goofyeuph
Finger you parts
What position are you in?
Will you be my hooker (even if the new uniforms don't have hooks
)
Do you need pluming?
and my personal favorite....
GET ON YOU KNEES AND FLASH!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:28 pm
by Shakeatailfeather04
One of my personal favorite "Toneyisms":
"Dave's gonna come down here and do Big Girls."
A close second:
"I want to take advantage of 16 tubas!"
He might not have been the best director, but that man was funny!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:40 pm
by FliccGirl
"How are your lips doing?"
sectionals (say it fast, it confuses non-music people)
"If there's a hole in your crotch, tell me!"
"Get it up, you've got three minutes!" (okay, referring to hair off the collar)
"Make it dirty!"
"You always come in early!"
"When you grab it, don't go up. Just grab it."
"Groin stretches.... with a friend."
"It's eight slow steps and then four quickies."
"Turn me on!" (okay..... referring to microphones.)
"I need to see you all bend over."
"Spread 'em!"
"Let's get jacked up!"
(Why yes, I do have a band quotes website....
)
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:30 pm
by Ohiogal
RIGHT UP IN THERE!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:33 pm
by able1
ahhh, groin stretches with a friend...those were my fav..lol.
do you still do eight count stretches where the whole band counts off together and the percs always end with a word that rhymes with eight? Good times...lol
Eg: 3, 4, 5, 6, your mom was great...
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:35 pm
by SaxyGirl85
some of my favorites from FMB last year:
"If anything needs to be stretched, stretch it."
"We're going to play it through once, and then we're going to work it like we've never worked it before!"
"Get in touch with your deep down inner stripper." followed by
"I got excited about the stripper section."
"Today is find-the-beat day... after today, you should be very comfortable with this music. And if you're not, come talk to me, and we'll get comfortable."
I'm sure there were TONS more...but those will do for now!!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:36 pm
by SaxyGirl85
able1 wrote:ahhh, groin stretches with a friend...those were my fav..lol.
do you still do eight count stretches where the whole band counts off together and the percs always end with a word that rhymes with eight? Good times...lol
Eg: 3, 4, 5, 6, your mom was great...
they just say random things now...like...earlier this year i remember them saying different kinds of soup...then it was like (so and so's) MOM!!! it's different all the time.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:38 pm
by Ohiogal
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:40 pm
by FliccGirl
Ohiogal wrote:"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
Parents and siblings are always rather suprised by that one on Family Weekend. *grins*
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:46 pm
by Ohiogal
I am SO glad some traditions don't change
