You came and you gave without taking.......but I sent you away... OOOOHHH Flipper.......Flipper wrote:I'm in your head worse than a Muzak version of Barry Manilow's "Mandy"....
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ZiggyZoomba
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Grant Cummings
ROLL ALONG!!!
"We are linked to this institution by invisible bonds that do not wither or dissolve." --BGSU President, Dr. Ralph W. McDonald - 1968
ROLL ALONG!!!
"We are linked to this institution by invisible bonds that do not wither or dissolve." --BGSU President, Dr. Ralph W. McDonald - 1968
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Germainfitch1
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Ineedbotox
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The real question is whether the class was a lecture or lab.
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Flipper
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It was a lecture...Dr Kumler was pretty funny. He told a great story about being the Psychologist on call at a hospital in a rural area. I don't want to get into details but the punchline was "why should we call the cops?...it's his chicken".
That ranks right up there with Dr Rocket's "yes I put the cream on the area you told me, but they're nesting in my eyebrows" punchline from Biology 105.
Speaking of punchlines...no one asked me to tell them about the Priest, Rabbi and Dakich in a bar. (I think that was on this thread....)
Anyway, I'm a little disappointed but I'm going to share anyway.
A priest, a rabbi and Dakich are in a bar over in Chicago. They all order shots that require Peach Schnapps. The bartender is out of Peach Schnapps so he tells them he can't make the shots. Dakich here's "I can't make the shots" and instictively replies "How would you like a scholarship to Bowling Green"
That ranks right up there with Dr Rocket's "yes I put the cream on the area you told me, but they're nesting in my eyebrows" punchline from Biology 105.
Speaking of punchlines...no one asked me to tell them about the Priest, Rabbi and Dakich in a bar. (I think that was on this thread....)
Anyway, I'm a little disappointed but I'm going to share anyway.
A priest, a rabbi and Dakich are in a bar over in Chicago. They all order shots that require Peach Schnapps. The bartender is out of Peach Schnapps so he tells them he can't make the shots. Dakich here's "I can't make the shots" and instictively replies "How would you like a scholarship to Bowling Green"
My favorite biology 101 class joke was when our lecture instructor asked if anyone new the compostion of human sperm. After a lengthy discussion, it was stated that sugar (glucose) was the major indgredient. One of the young coeds in back rasied her hand and said, 'Why does taste so salty then?"
After some stuned silence and then smattering laughter, she exited the lecture hall very qucikly...never to return.
After some stuned silence and then smattering laughter, she exited the lecture hall very qucikly...never to return.
"Windows are for cheaters, chimneys for the poor.
Closets are for hangers, winners use the door."
-B. Springsteen
Closets are for hangers, winners use the door."
-B. Springsteen
Lawrence Blackledge
Any word if DD is still after this guy? Lets get one more in the stable and lock the door.
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BleedOrange
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