Ok so say you just won a quarter of a billon in lotto

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:39 pm

Say you just won a quarter of a billion in the lottery. Took the cash option ofsay 190 million.
After some important stuff would you consider building the... __________ sports complex...including a new Football stadium and ice arena?

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:04 am

MACMAN wrote:Say you just won a quarter of a billion in the lottery. Took the cash option ofsay 190 million.
After some important stuff would you consider building the... __________ sports complex...including a new Football stadium and ice arena?

In a heartbeat....but the ice arena would be built before the football stadium!

And even though we have a pool named after him, I'd still name the ice arena after Sam Cooper!!!

PGY Tiercel · Post by **PGY Tiercel** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:12 am

I would probably first build a new kick-ass Biology building, name it the "PGY Tiercel building for Science and all around geekiness". Probably endow a faculty position or two to recruit some people doing sensory neuroscience and bring in NIH money.

Though I think before building a new sports complex, I would provide funds to try to bring back a few of the mens sports that were cut.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:22 am

PGY Tiercel wrote: Though I think before building a new sports complex, I would provide funds to try to bring back a few of the mens sports that were cut.

Nice thought, but I don't think you could just do that with $$$. You would have to add an equal number of women's scholarship's as well.

I would hire myself as the head football coach and hammb as my offensive coordinator. And build a new convocation center.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:36 am

I'd upgrade any and all facilities to be the finest in the MAC and Midwest.

I would start numerous scholarships and grants where needed.

I'd buy a decked out motor home and hire my bud John to drive us to to every BG football game. We would show up on Thursdays.

I will now wake up from this dream.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:15 am

I would buy the biggest airplane I could to cope with all the friends I never knew I had, deck it out in an "away" strip - I forsee a falcon logo on the tail, ay-ziggy-zoomba.com along the fuselage.

I would fly to exotic destinations seeking out young & wealthy female philanthropists who know the price of everything and the value of nothing, and use my polished charm to help them fund BGSU's long term survival by elevating the ENTIRE university 100 feet above the black swamp to protect the institution from rising sea levels.

I would donate my air miles to BGSU.

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:20 am

I'd do two chicks at one time man.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:13 pm

I'd split my money between stuff at West Hall and the football program. We would have the best football stadium in the MAC, and one of the best in the country.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:14 pm

hammb wrote:I'd do two chicks at one time man.

What was the next line...a guy like would have to pay that much for two chicks a the same time...

that was awsome by the way...good one to inject...roflmao

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:21 pm

I would redo the Doyt and then a new ice arena.

But first, I would commission a sculpture which would appear to be a three story dildo. I would then have a neon sign saying, "We Care" place upon it.

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:37 pm

You are not picking on the Saddlemire building.
I used to walk by that building and admire ....
no, I just don't have the words, however the current archtectural students get to have their upper class studios in that building.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:39 pm

A three story dildo...i cant compeat with that....
I have a hard time telling the wife that

...
is average

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:45 pm

MACMAN wrote:
hammb wrote:I'd do two chicks at one time man.

What was the next line...a guy like would have to pay that much for two chicks a the same time...

that was awsome by the way...good one to inject...roflmao

"Well, the kind that would double up on a dude like me".

"Good point".

We can always count on hammb to bring up the incomparable humor of Office Space. One of THEE finest cinematic products of all time.

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:02 pm

Just off the top of my head I believe it goes:

"Two chicks at the same time man"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I've always wanted to do that and I figure if I had a million bucks I could pull that off, chicks dig a guy with money"
"Not all chicks"
"I figure the kinda chicks that would double down on a guy like me do"
"Good point"

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:08 pm

hammb wrote:Just off the top of my head I believe it goes:

"Two chicks at the same time man"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I've always wanted to do that and I figure if I had a million bucks I could pull that off, chicks dig a guy with money"
"Not all chicks"
"I figure the kinda chicks that would double down on a guy like me do"
"Good point"

Close enough.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do s**t.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Office_Space

What ever did we do before Wikipedia/Wikiquote/Wikieverything???

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