Bret Bielema...

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:28 pm

has a framed ASIA poster in his office.

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:32 pm

...thinks good team defense is giving up 42 points at home to a MAC school, because he knows CP actually scored there at the end so it should have been 49!

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:49 pm

...is a communist.

Ahh. Let the season begin. 8)

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:55 pm

...owns a Cheesehead and only wears it for his wife.

bg8492 · Post by **bg8492** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:58 pm

....suffers from Bielema Nervosa

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:21 pm

......sniffs Barry Alvarez's old socks when nobody's lookin.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:23 pm

...got the head coaching job after harping to the NCAA about the immigration status of Barry Alvarez.

Myles · Post by **Myles** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:24 pm

.....Taught Chuck Norris how to fight

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:27 pm

Myles wrote:.....Taught Chuck Norris how to fight

....And was then paralyzed from the waist down by Norris' left nostril.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:38 pm

....wishes Bucky Badger would put on some pants.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:52 pm

...told his squad that if they stand on their head, "W" looks just like "M", as in "Miami"

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:11 pm

Thinks Tom Cruise is a sane, rational human being

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:12 pm

...likes to call NASA to see if they plan on sending any "Rockets to Uranus"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:26 pm

...reenacts the mirror scene from Boogie Nights at least 3 times a week.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:14 pm

...gets pedicures regularly, just because they make him feel "pretty."