Bret Bielema...

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:19 pm

Thinks Ricky Bobby will win the Nextel Cup

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:20 pm

...wonders why Paris Hilton hasn't yet applied to Mensa.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:26 pm

....still has an Iowa accent.

AJatBG · Post by **AJatBG** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:48 pm

...refuses to fly because he's not allowed to bring any Montain Dew Code Red on his plane.

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:01 pm

Is mad the University made him remove his drunken pictures on facebook.

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:06 pm

...makes his team practice trying to score a 1 point saftey!

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:07 pm

...can't figure out what the big fuss about brandy* is. PBR him, ASAP!

* Stupid fact: 90% of brandy consumed in the U.S. is consumed in Wisconsin. Don't ask me how I know that.

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:27 pm

...thinks that Ron Dayne is a breed of dog!

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:58 pm

...is agog at Joe Falcon's revelation that Tom Amstutz dips himself in teflon.

So am I.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:08 pm

... once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:52 am

...secretly hates cheese AND beer

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:50 am

...secretly thinks Wisky's mascot looks like a gopher...

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:11 pm

...doesn't like Brett Favre.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:07 am

...is plotting right now to steal the FREAK's new chair.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:38 am

doesn't know why the chicken crossed the road