Turner Gill...

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:44 pm

...complains that there are too many team names in Buffalo relating to buffalo, and therefore cries in his sleep trying to figure them all out.

windycityfalcon · Post by **windycityfalcon** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:04 pm

was actually the "Turner" in Bachman, Turner Overdrive

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:03 pm

...moonlights by flipping burgers at McD's

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:28 pm

... thinks he is the Nutty Professor.

Also...

... looks fierce. And by fierce, I don't mean Naomi Campbell fierce, I mean... more like Jim Campbell!

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:22 pm

....enjoys a nice zinfandel on the sidelines.

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:17 pm

...double dips his tortilla chips while tailgating

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:33 pm

...flushes public toilets with his tongue

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:36 pm

...walks around asking where Hooch is, laughing uncontrollably.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:30 pm

...is excited to bring the Cultural Revolution to Buffalo.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:33 pm

...can not stop making lame "running with the Bulls" jokes when people ask him about his offense.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:23 pm

...wishes his defence could tackle like j4h's signiture line movie thingy.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:53 pm

wonders if it snows in Buffalo in the winter.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:59 am

....eats ketchup packets for snacks.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:04 am

...wants to dine on Tom Amstuz's fromunda cheese.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:15 am

BGorDeath wrote:...wants to dine on Tom Amstuz's fromunda cheese.

alomst lost a hand trying this feat.