Doug Martin

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:38 am

killed his wife's toy poddle by trying to change its batteries

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:27 am

...still can't believe that Miami didn't even try on Saturday.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:31 am

...told BG last year to enjoy the win because "Reckoning Day" is coming.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:32 am

...pre-game speech concluded with "...we're going to Oxford, and Bowling Green, and Buffalo, and Muncie, and then we're going to Ford Field in Detroit to take back the MAC Title...Yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:48 am

...Honestly can't read or write.

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:03 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...Honestly can't read or write.

But tries to encourage his players by telling them that they "CAN read, CAN write, CAN sta..... wait a minute, that doesn't work......"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:05 am

....thinks it's creepy that he has two first names.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:54 am

Once considered the HC job at Rowan University, but declined after realizing the inevitable Rowan & Martin's Laugh In jokes.

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:09 pm

"Flashes" himself to the football team and tells them "Hey we're Flashes and proud of it!!"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:11 pm

...plays phone tag with himself.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:55 pm

once had a slinky...but he straightened it.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:58 pm

once tried using a pressure cooker to make dinner. He ended up eating off the ceiling.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:04 pm

... has a serious pencil fetish!

http://www.pencilpages.com/

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:07 pm

bgsufn wrote:... has a serious pencil fetish!

http://www.pencilpages.com/

Believes that mechanical pencils will never catch on.

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:28 pm

....hates it when people think he is the former PGA Tour golfer from Bluffton.

http://www.pgatour.com/players/intro/132066