Jim Tressel

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:33 pm

....does mad libs during church.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:56 pm

kicks the dog just to hear him squeal

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:57 pm

thinks pastels are manly

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:59 pm

thinks electricity is the devil's work

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:45 am

....pulls into a parking place, opens his car door into your car, then complains that you didn't give him enough room to park.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:53 am

...is still irate Xanadu received zero Oscar consideration.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:23 am

is disturbed by some of the violent terminology in football and is trying to convince coaches to use terms like "extended snap" instead of "shotgun" and "enhanced pass rush" instead of "blitz."

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:24 am

...thinks that the guy who sang "simply irresistable" was a member of Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:01 am

....lathers and rinses....but does NOT repeat.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:28 am

...thinks of UT as a college.

bobcatgrad · Post by **bobcatgrad** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:58 pm

...hired Frank Solich to plan the buckeyes party after the national championship game

bobcatgrad · Post by **bobcatgrad** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:59 pm

...consults with Maurice Clarrett on security issues when the team is on the road in hostile environments

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:00 pm

bobcatgrad wrote:...hired Frank Solich to plan the buckeyes party after the national championship game

Nicely played.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:56 pm

TOld his players that this week they are not just playing a team that looks like the Cleveland Browns, but one that playes about as well as the Browns

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:59 pm

...begged his players not to participate in the couch burning or hit-and-runs after BG pulls off the upset.