Jim Tressel

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:22 pm

... posts as Bow Down to Your Flagship.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:19 pm

thinks Gold n Mild is a good cigar.

VernLovesCinnamonRolls · Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:52 am

‘s greasy granny has holes in her panties!

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:14 am

...uses hair gel donated by the OSU fan base.

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:17 am

...had to look up "Scarlet" before buying his first vest.

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:20 am

. . . stole the Penguin mascot costume before leaving YSU because the mrs. enjoys to play "zookeeper".

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:44 am

....accidentally filled his Tercel with diesel one time.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:53 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....accidentally filled his Tercel with diesel one time.

Sure hope SgtRock doesn't read this one....

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:52 pm

....is heartbroken to have to explain to his players the law of nature that says coaches may come and coaches may go, but footballs will always be brown and basketballs orange - even at Ohio stadium, where fans worship the very turf Tressel walks on, and every fan longs to own a hallowed divet of Bowling Green turf to grace their mantlepieces with.

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:09 pm

Is a closet U.Michigan fan.......

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:17 pm

....is a closet Aberdeen soccer fan (sorry Dayon) who dreams of joining the tartan armies in the stands to sing the "terrace chants" he has secretly learned, and to remind his squad that there really is only one other team to reckon with in Ohio, he has had his boys sing this all week long...

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small.
BG rules the "M" "A" "C", and UT rules f**k all!

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:05 pm

Zom wrote:....is a closet Aberdeen soccer fan (sorry Dayon) who dreams of joining the tartan armies in the stands to sing the "terrace chants" he has secretly learned, and to remind his squad that there really is only one other team to reckon with in Ohio he has had his boys sing this all week long...

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small.
BG rules the "M" "A" "C", and UT rules f**k all!

...wishes he could grow half the mustache Willie Miller had.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:19 pm

would do anything for love, but he won't do that

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:23 pm

San Diego Falcon wrote:would do anything for love, but he won't do that

...on second thought, yeah, he'll do that too.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:14 pm

...just called me to say he doesn't give a Castlemaine XXXX about away games, but loves home games because he gets to finish practice early and meet his mates downtown for a bit of a knees-up and a late breakfast in bed on Sat morning.