Jim Tressel

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:23 pm

thinks it is ok to backdate stock options

BleedOrange · Post by **BleedOrange** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:53 pm

wears sweatervests to cover up those titty hard-ons.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:17 pm

...just called me AGAIN, this time from a public pay phone at the Out-R-Inn. Says he can't get a taxi, and his pals want to know whether I know any RUGBY songs he could keep the crowd happy with while the kegs get changed. Well, actually I know them all, and the Wizard of AZZ will be relieved to know I'm not repeating them here! Couldn't help hearing some sorority types singing in the background..

Here's to Brother Jimmy,
Brother Jimmy,
Brother Jimmy,
Here's to Brother Jimmy, who's with us tonight.
He beats it, he eats it, he often mistreats it.
Here's to Brother Jimmy who's with us tonight.

Its a tradition thing, apparently.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:21 pm

Zom wrote:....is heartbroken to have to explain to his players the law of nature that says coaches may come and coaches may go, but footballs will always be brown and basketballs orange - even at Ohio stadium, where fans worship the very turf Tressel walks on, and every fan longs to own a hallowed divet of Bowling Green turf to grace their mantlepieces with.

This is beautiful.

RobbyFalcon · Post by **RobbyFalcon** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:19 pm

loves Siegfried, hates Roy.

(environmentally correct, I know)

Go BG!

BGAlum2006 · Post by **BGAlum2006** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:57 am

... thinks Axe body spray turns Mrs. Tressel on.

BGAlum2006 · Post by **BGAlum2006** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:58 am

... believes every starter should have a brand new car.

BGAlum2006 · Post by **BGAlum2006** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:59 am

.... thinks Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a great piece of cinematography.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:06 am

Doesn't worry about singing the OSU Alma Mater in the right key. He just sings it in EVERY key.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:10 am

... was woken by his star quarterback this morning, who called on behalf of the team to find out whether they should wear red or white shirts today.

BleedOrange · Post by **BleedOrange** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:40 pm

...'s wife makes him dress up like a cowboy or a construction worker....

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:00 pm

Zom wrote:... was woken by his star quarterback this morning, who called on behalf of the team to find out whether they should wear red or white shirts today.

was woken by his star quarterback this morning, who rolled over to Jimmy's pillow and asked on behalf of the team to find out whether they should wear red or white shirts today.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:52 pm

is hiding from his bookie after not covering the spread despite how hard he tried

VernLovesCinnamonRolls · Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:27 am

ain't afraid of no ghosts