Al Golden...

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:01 pm

...is the HC of the Temple Owls, and wonders why he gets no respect.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:29 pm

....wonders if Temple were to win a game, would Bill Cosby dump a bucket of Jell-O on him.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:33 pm

...is still trying to figure out why he took this job

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:08 pm

...wants to corn Tom Amstutz's hole.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:12 pm

...thinks Geno's is better than Pat's......because he's a communist.

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:37 pm

...figures his team would have had a better chance of beating Clemson had they taken 3 knees and punted on every possession!

BGSUVA · Post by **BGSUVA** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:04 pm

runs a 3-4 defense, and wonders why he gets no respect

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:08 pm

is now scouting the powder puff games at Temple for new players.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:28 pm

...can't understand why his players giggle when he says he's going to take a shower.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:54 pm

...likes the sound of Golden Al better.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:02 pm

...insists that his players refer to each other as "comrade."

[+Duracell-] · Post by **[+Duracell-]** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:05 pm

...wants to change the school mascot from the Owls to the Beanies

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:43 pm

....knows that if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:25 pm

...suppliments his income by pouring McDonalds coffee down his front.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:05 pm

...has declared recruiting for football at Temple to be a new and previously unknown level of hell.