Shane Montgomery

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:36 pm

...fantasizes about Tom Amstutz seeing after he has used Hot Pink Pubes.

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:58 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...wishes his last name was Falco.

Has never had the privilege of playing the game Super Smash Brothers Melee.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:14 pm

never looks on the bright side of life

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:16 pm

can't figure out why Miami University is in Oxford Oh.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:17 pm

when told he got the Miami job started to stock up on sunscreen, as he thought he was moving to Florida.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:17 pm

thinks tetris is over rated.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:19 pm

bgsufalcon24 wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...wishes his last name was Falco.
Has never had the privilege of playing the game Super Smash Brothers Melee.

...doesn't know about Sheik.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:54 pm

...hates red brick buildings.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:14 am

....always signs his name "Shane(OH)"

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:29 am

TG1996 wrote:....always signs his name "Shane(OH)"

Love that one!

Falconfliccbone · Post by **Falconfliccbone** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:38 am

...thinks drinking Natty Light with a straw makes him sophiscated.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:48 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....enjoys a nice pair of slacks.

loves lamp

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:54 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
bgsufalcon24 wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...wishes his last name was Falco.
Has never had the privilege of playing the game Super Smash Brothers Melee.

...doesn't know about Sheik.

...Doesn't know Princess Zelda is one cool crossdressing bitch.

...Subsequently figures out that the land of Hyrule could field a better team

Falconfliccbone · Post by **Falconfliccbone** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:34 am

...does not realize that collars are meant to be worn flat.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:03 am

always a falcon wrote:
TG1996 wrote:....always signs his name "Shane(OH)"
Love that one!

If you love that one, you may be interested to know that he insists that people refer to him as "Shane of Ohio".