Your task was apparently simple. Slap down the dirty Fredoites, yet somehow...
You have failed yourselves...
You have failed your families...
You have failed your communities...
and most tragic of all...
You have failed The Flagship!
Suck Failure, Freaks!

In 1906, the Ohio legislature passed the Eagleson Bill, which prevented all Ohio public universities other than Ohio State from conducting research or offering doctoral education. This legislation would stand for the next fifty years.