Tom Amstutz

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:18 pm

...wears the whistle for easy extraction should it ever be confused with a morsel of food.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:19 pm

...nickname "Toledo Tom" only came about after "Lucas County Lout" didn't stick.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:24 pm

...would have sunk to his neck in mud at the Doyt Wed. night.

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:11 pm

...has bigger breasts than FLACON52's avatar.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:13 pm

...wonders if Oklahoma fans still do these things

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:59 pm

knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:00 pm

stopped recuriting a player once because he didn't have a criminal record.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:41 pm

....inspired one of the all-time great threads in AZZ history.

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:55 pm

...thinks NWLB's signature picture is how he really looks.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:40 am

Believes that the solution to all of society's woes is an equal distribution of wealth.

Beacause he is a communist.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:54 am

Climbed Mount Everest faster than Sir Edmund Hillary.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:36 am

Writes in "Mayor McCheese" on every Presidential ballot

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:07 am

has bad breath caused by ginjevitis.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:09 pm

...has to hurry to catch a plane after the game....he's a blimp in Macy's Parade

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:47 pm

.....impacts McDonald's quarterly earnings.