Tom Amstutz

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:29 pm

Redwingtom wrote:Climbed Mount Everest faster than Sir Edmund Hillary.

...because there was a supersized value meal at the summit. No way THAT skinny bastard was going to get it.

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:13 pm

Does the heisman pose in front of his bathrom mirror every morning when he steps out of the shower....

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:16 pm

favorite movie is The Land Before Time

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:25 pm

...dreams that one day someone (probably from BGSU) will discover how to make grass grow in places like Toledo so that the Glass Bowl can have a natural playing surface, just like it is at the Doyt.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:53 pm

Forces recruits to sign a letter pledging to shave his back along with their letter of intent

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:47 pm

FalconFanatic wrote:favorite movie is The Land Before Time

...IV

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:04 pm

Is amazed that this is only up to 3 pages

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:53 pm

.......plays with nerf swords in the football offices. Seriously.. I mean that. Not a joke.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:00 pm

NWLB wrote:.......plays with nerf swords in the football offices. Seriously.. I mean that. Not a joke.

...while making the Star Wars Lightsabre sound

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:05 am

....can't do the Hokey Pokey because he can't "turn himself around"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:09 am

...heard he had feet.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:17 am

...hasn't seen his member since 1985.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:24 am

...re-enacts the "dancing" scene from Silence of the Lambs at least 3 times a week....lipstick and mangina included.

Falconfliccbone · Post by **Falconfliccbone** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:38 am

...wishes his team would scurry (or just move) as well as the Rocket Scurrying (sorry....marching

) band.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:25 am

Was the body double in "Super Size Me"