Your one line statements about this season.....

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:47 am

"I guess I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue."

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:49 am

"If I was that bad at my job, I'd have been taken out back and shot in the face by now."

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:56 am

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

pottereed · Post by **pottereed** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:34 am

Another Brandon year and another step backward for our once proud program.

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:07 am

To steal a movie quote that I think fits quite well:

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob."

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:15 am

Here is what I would like to see Christopher tell Brandon:

"You leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your B.G. privileges. Deal?"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:17 am

Warthog wrote:Here is what I would like to see Christopher tell Brandon:

"You leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your B.G. privileges. Deal?"

So you're saying you want the AD to get medieval on Brandon's ass?

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:20 am

Satisfaction and contentment with mediocrity.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:30 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
Warthog wrote:Here is what I would like to see Christopher tell Brandon:

"You leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your B.G. privileges. Deal?"

So you're saying you want the AD to get medieval on Brandon's ass?

Well, my quote was Marsellus to Butch. The medieval thing was Butch to the hillybilly boy rapist. But if Christopher wants to do that to Brandon, that's fine with me.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:37 am

If a recruit watched the last two weeks on TV, is there any chance in hell he's going to call BG?

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:56 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:If a recruit watched the last two weeks on TV, is there any chance in hell he's going to call BG?

One thing struggling teams can sell is the possibility of early playing time.

Any stout lineman or a skill position player that can make plays should be itching to get on board...

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:00 am

JoeFalcon wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:If a recruit watched the last two weeks on TV, is there any chance in hell he's going to call BG?
One thing struggling teams can sell is the possibility of early playing time.

Any stout lineman or a skill position player that can make plays should be itching to get on board...

Stay on target. Keep to the theme of the thread - which has been brilliant thus far!

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:07 am

I really don't mind the burning, its the itching that really bothers me.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:33 am

"There's a certain amount of comfort in being completely screwed."

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:37 am

The price of greatness is responsibility.