Sussman's current TFP article....

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:10 am

NY-BG-FAN · Post by **NY-BG-FAN** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:13 am

"Last week, Samarco and the rest of the basketball team bussed down to Athens to play Ohio University. Coming off a 43-point game against Buffalo, Samarco and the Falcons aimed to take the early lead in the MAC West."

Credible.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:14 am

Half man, half amazing.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:18 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:Half man, half amazing.

how about half man, half jackass? (him, not you)

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:22 am

falconfan1999 wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:Half man, half amazing.
how about half man, half jackass? (him, not you)

Works for me.

And I'm way more than half jackass.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:47 am

Toledo Free Press wrote:
By Matt Sussman
Special to Toledo Free Press

Sussman's special, alright.

orangeandbrown · Post by **orangeandbrown** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:05 pm

He's a tool.

Globetrotter · Post by **Globetrotter** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:22 pm

That article is Hilarious. Good work!

I am "wigging out" over here.

Sussman · Post by **Sussman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:52 pm

Oops on the West-vs-East

And for the record:

5% amazing
10% man
25% filler
60% water

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:03 pm

I'm 50% piss and 50% vinegar!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:20 pm

Oil and vinegar is great on a salad. Piss and vinegar...well..not so much.

BleedOrange · Post by **BleedOrange** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:30 pm

I don't know who this Sissman guy is or why he gets so much run on this board. If he's ripping on BG for sport, I'm not clicking on a Suessmen link. With all due respect, gentlemen, can you give me a reason why I or any other BG person would wanna read him?

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:01 pm

He's a ficticious character...like Mrs Butterworth or Scooter Libbey...

Sussman · Post by **Sussman** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:58 am

BleedOrange wrote:If he's ripping on BG for sport

I rip on that which requires ripping. Indeed I am a BG fan, having sorta graduated from there and all, but I'm more a fan of the cheap laugh*. I could just as easily pen as a member of the pep squad and spray my man-seed over a misleading 9-4 non-conference record, and you'd probably love me for it. But those who read me in college know that I don't always write to be loved.

* - "Sir, in my heart I know I'm funny." - Lt. Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:11 am

Most of us from college never really knew there was a point to your columns.