Coach Brandon: You have options!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:42 pm

OK, Coach, you've lost your OC/Oline coach on the heels of your WR and DB coach. You replaced the latter, but have some opportunity on the offensive side of the ball.

I humbly submit myself and hammb as options. Hammb has already been identified as your heir apparent and Coach Stud's exit clears the way for him to fully assume that spot. I'll be there to assist him in any way possible to make the offense, once again, one of the most feared in the nation. I know I'm speaking without hammb's permission, but I feel confident in saying that we'd both be glad to put our skills on display via a round of EA Sports' NCAA Football.

I, for one, look forward to working with you and helping the Falcons win the MAC title in 2007.

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hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:50 pm

I'm in.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:59 pm

Can I be OL coach? I mean I have experience as defensive coordinator for a 7th grade CYO team.

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:00 pm

Warthog wrote:Can I be OL coach? I mean I have experience as defensive coordinator for a 7th grade CYO team.

You're on board...that's more experience than what I've got

I would imagine that the group of us could not honestly devise a less creative or more ineffective offensive gameplan.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:03 pm

I averaged over 100 points a game in the last NCAA season I played with BG. I wanna play.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:09 pm

I coach 3rd and 4th grade boys in intramural flag football. We don't kick-off, try PAT's, or punt....so I couldn't coach special teams any worse than than what we have now. Where do I send my resume? I have plenty of orange and brown to wear, so I could save the University $$$ there.

jeebus · Post by **jeebus** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:15 pm

i led the flacons to 4 straight national championships in 5 undefeated seasons in ncaa for xbox, there's gotta be somethin i can do here! plus i go to the school, that'd make some kinda espn profile wouldnt it? free publicity!

manager · Post by **manager** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:40 pm

Experts all over the place -- how can the Falcons go wrong?

jeebus · Post by **jeebus** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:45 pm

they can only go wrong by not hiring us!

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:17 pm

I'm majoring in PE Teaching at Purdue, which has a lot of links to BGSU. Also I have a very loud whistle, therefore "I call"

factman · Post by **factman** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:32 pm

The OL coach has been hired! He will start next week, and is a name and face familiar to Falcon fans. He was a GA here a few years ago and is currently at one of the best D-III programs in the US. Wonder who that is?

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:41 pm

ummmm...Matt Campbell?

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:42 pm

factman wrote:The OL coach has been hired! He will start next week, and is a name and face familiar to Falcon fans. He was a GA here a few years ago and is currently at one of the best D-III programs in the US. Wonder who that is?

Google is your friend. Matt Campbell.

edit to add: Damn you Flipper.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:45 pm

Get in line....