Okay, let's get this started

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:50 am

*tongue planted in cheek*

Everyone knows that UT fans call BG fans "farmers", "hicks", etc.

Recent UT news had Dr Jacobs, the univeristy's new president, breaking his ankle. First off, I wish him a speedy recovery. A broken ankle is no fun especially for a gent in advanced years. I wish, however, to present you the news release. Read carefully. I will add emphasis:

UT News wrote:UT President Lloyd Jacobs will require orthopedic surgery after slipping on ice and breaking his ankle in several places on Sunday while at his Michigan farm, where he was checking on a recently born calf.

UT's new president is also a cow farmer.

It appears as though UT fans will have the mmmmooooooooooove past that stereotype!

To summarize:

Dr. Jacobs, Doctor and cow farmer.

Dr. Ribeau, Trustee, Member of multiple boards of directors and dazzling urbanite.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:53 am

Toledo fans also often reek of elderberries.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:09 am

He broke an ankle looking at his calf? Man, what a klutz....

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:35 am

He was cow tipping.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:53 pm

I am stunned and disappointed no one picked up on my Mel Brooks line.

COME ON!

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:59 pm

Rightupinthere wrote:I am stunned and disappointed no one picked up on my Mel Brooks line.

COME ON!

Oh, I picked up, laughed like a schoolgirl, and moved on...

Of course, a better effort would have been to cite Mr. Brooks' effort with UT's new marketing slogan:

"Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped."